The internet is a very strange place
On a blog for no-one ... a man with no face
He gave me evil looks through his neck
He made me worry like a nervous wreck
I broke free from his glare with a double click
Ran through cyberspace... I was feeling sick
I found a bloke who wanted to make me rich
He asked for my bank details, I was getting a stitch
I took a turning down a fibre optic line
But the data transfer was too high, I incurred a fine
Finally reached a place that was pleasant on the eyes
A beautiful woman with huge silicon pies
She gave me a wink and beckoned me in
But all ended badly because this girl was a him
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